when u hear someone talking shit about u
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
burn down my school and i’ll promote you