greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

jpgay:

burn down my school and i’ll promote you